So let's say AV is given his walking papers, and he's looking for a new team. The last time he worked for Montreal, they missed the playoffs twice in a row before he got canned. To be fair though, I don't even think Ken Hitchcock could save a team like this.
I don't think Vigneault is looking back on his time in the Bell Centre with nostalgia, and with the Canadiens coming off their worst season since he coached them, Geoff Molson and company will have to put together a solid strategy to win him over. Luckily for you, I've been leaked a few bar napkins that Mr. Molson used hammer out his pitch.
Here's a few talking points that I could make out the writing for.
- Talk up the two top scorers and remind him they're a lot less creepy.
- Don't have to worry about promising scoring talent demanding more ice time than what can be given, because they don't have any.
- Fois. Gras. Poutine.
- The media in Montreal is way better. They just learned to stop blaming Carey Price for everything.
- Fans in Montreal know that you riot when you win.
- You only have to visit Edmonton once a year.
- Lightsaber hockey stick (It was at this point that Molson just started drawing himself swordfighting with John Labatt.)
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